Charlie Sheen to Ashton Kutcher: I’ll Put You on a Hospital Food Diet

Come on, you did not seriously believe Charlie Sheen would let an issue die quietly, did you?

During on interview on Wednesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” current “Two and a Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher publicly asked Sheen, the man he replaced, to “shut the f*ck up.”

“Dude, shut the f*ck up,” begged Kutcher. “Seriously. Like enough already. It’s like three years later, and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter? Come on, dude, really?”

Far from silent on the state of the show he once headlined, Sheen has offered both positive and negative criticism of the current “Men” iteration.

On January 6, however, he posted a Tweet asking Kutcher to “quit barfing on my old brilliant show.” One would imagine that comment played a part in escalating Kutcher’s frustration with the “Anger Management” star.

Sheen initially responded to Kutcher’s plea with an apology, noting, “Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c”

But the man with “tiger blood” in his veins had no intention of limiting his response to a simple apology.

“but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?,” declared Sheen.

Written by Brian Cantor

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