{"id":5044,"date":"2010-02-10T17:19:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T22:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/headlineplanet.com\/home\/?p=5044"},"modified":"2010-02-10T17:19:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T22:19:41","slug":"john-mayer-enjoyed-crazy-sex-with-jessica-simpson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/headlineplanet.com\/home\/2010\/02\/10\/john-mayer-enjoyed-crazy-sex-with-jessica-simpson\/","title":{"rendered":"John Mayer Enjoyed &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Sex with Jessica Simpson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking to Playboy Magazine, singer-songwriter John Mayer referred to Jessica Simpson as a &#8220;drug.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That girl, for me, is a drug,&#8221; says Mayer in the interview. &#8220;And drugs aren&#8217;t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Regarding the sexual component of his relationship that ended a few years ago, Mayer notes, &#8220;It was crazy. That\u2019s all I\u2019ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the interview, Mayer also gets candid in how his sex life has changed in recent years.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here\u2019s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don\u2019t like jumping through hoops. It\u2019s been so long since I\u2019ve taken a random girl home. I don\u2019t want to have to submit myself for approval. I don\u2019t want to audition. I\u2019d rather come home and edge my sh*t out for 90 minutes. At this point, before I can have sex I need to know somebody. Unless she\u2019s a 14 out of 10,&#8221; says Mayer, who claims he has slept with four or five women since he and Jennifer Aniston broke up in 2009.<\/p>\n<p>He adds, &#8220;Here\u2019s what I really want to do at 32: f*ck a girl and then, as she\u2019s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she\u2019s like, \u201cWhat? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you\u2019re making me a spinach omelet? You are the sh*t!\u201d So she says, \u201cI love this guy.\u201d I say, \u201cI love this girl loving me.\u201d And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I\u2019m already playing house. And when I lose interest she\u2019s going to say, \u201cWhy would you do that if you didn\u2019t want to stick with me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He also explained his bedroom advantage over other guys includes an understanding of angles: &#8220;I\u2019m sort of a scientist; it\u2019s about being obtuse with an angle. It\u2019s sort of this weird up-and-over thing. 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